5 Romantic Deal Breakers That Will Make Me Never Date You
New rule: the second I walk into a dude’s room and he has a mattress on the floor (box springs are acceptable) I’m turning around and walking straight back out.
Girls Get Friend Zoned, Too (And It Sucks)
It’s not as though my entire friendship with him was a ruse to get him in bed, I genuinely fell for him over the course of getting to know him, and upon being rejected, remaining in such close proximity was beyond my ability to undertake.
11 Ways To Act When You Run Into Your Ex
Love Is When…
I won’t cuddle you when you come and sit on the edge of the bed, even though all I really want to do is crawl inside you and wear your skin as a coat and your guts as a scarf, because love is gross and creepy like that.
Top 10 Girl Code Rules
Gentlemen, feel free to ignore this one unless of course you want to take a sneak peek into “girl world,” and while I can promise that you may find some of it interesting, I cannot promise that you won’t leave scarred.
24 Lies People Like To Tell Women
There is a direct correlation between the kind of clothes you wear and the amount of respect you deserve.
50 OMG Stories From People On The Internet That Will Definitely Make Your Heart Stop
8 Crazy Things Every 20-Something Is Guilty Of
Creep out of our bedroom late at night to eat our leftovers, the food we swore we would save for lunch the next day, and consume them ravenously over the sink like a wild animal.
How To Win At Dating
When your partner opens up to you for the first time or your date looks at you like there’s no one else in the room, you can’t put a value on that. It’s priceless.
What Is Sobriety?
24 Ways To Be A Better Person
Always be clean and respectful when using a public restroom, instead of making a mess for both the custodian and the person who follows you.
The 8 Worst Foods To Eat In Bed
These are the worst foods to eat when you’re binging on Netflix from bed on those comfy Sunday afternoons.
The Time I Worked At Abercrombie & Fitch
Back in the earlier 2000s, in my local town, getting offered a job at Abercrombie & Fitch was essentially like winning the retail nomination for prom queen.
21 Questions I Have For People In Long-Term Relationships
Is it possible to be 100 percent honest all the time and not hurt the other person’s feelings?
25 Things You Wish You Could Ask Someone On A First Date
Will you still love me if I gain twenty pounds and start dressing like a garbage can? Oops, too late. I already did!
25 Reasons Middle School Sucked
27 Ways To Make Someone’s Day Awesome
Send someone flowers who lives far away with a nice card reminding them how much you care. (This has a similar effect to black-tar heroin on mothers/mothers-in-law/grandmothers.)
You’re Not Making The Most Out Of Your 20s
I don’t know if you ever get better. I don’t know if a person can just wake up one day and decide to be an active participant in their life. I’d like to think so.