A Collection Of My Favorite One-Liners From Thought Catalog Writers
1. There are no safe investments, but we invest anyway. Because heartbreak is transient but regret is eternal.” – Donna Schute Provencher, The Risky Business Of Love
How To Have Sex Without Developing Any Feelings Whatsoever
Under no circumstances should you let them spoon you. When it comes to feelings spooning is basically asking for it.
19 Signs You Should Break Up With Them
It has been so long since you last had sex that neither of you are really willing to bring up the subject because you both know the discussion is going to be extremely embarrassing and awkward.
We Are People We Could Have Loved
It is hard to pick out scenes for this story. How to discern what’s important. How do you compartmentalize the brittle histories between two people?
A Definitive Guide To White Privilege
I Like Being Sad
Things You Have To Learn On Your Own
You have to learn to be happy. Happiness is not something you can buy or earn, it is something you are and have; it is a state of mind.
Perfect Sarcastic Answers To The Annoying Questions Your Relatives Always Ask During The Holidays
Everyone knows peer pressure and drugs make it cool to be gay now. Haven’t you seen Glee and other ways the mass media glorify homosexuality?
Do You Want To Make Out With Me?
It’s not like I want to marry or date you. I just want to kiss you. There’s something about our dynamic that intrigues me and I don’t think I’ll figure it out until we kiss.
45 Insanely Creepy And Bizarre Stories That Will Make You Check Your Locks At Night
An Open Letter To Guys Who Are Going Bald
If you are going bald, and are past the point of creating a reasonable facsimile of hair with a few good products and swishes of the comb, you just have to run with it.
66 Creepy Stories That Will Ruin Your Day
I read these at night and I could not go back to sleep. I heard creaks and shuffling in my room — I’m not sure if it was my imagination.
5 Extremely Creepy Relationship Behaviors
Oh my god, is there anything creepier — anything creepier in the entire universe — than calling your significant other “daddy?” No. The answer to that question is no.
21 Books Every Gay Man Needs To Read Right Now
20 Definite Signs He's A Bottom
Are you a top or a bottom? The wrong answer can ruin a perfectly good Saturday night.
51 Absolutely Terrifying Unsolved Mysteries
10 Reasons 22 Is The Perfect Age
Twenty-two is basically the only age you can use as leverage. Meaning that because it’s the exact age between life-as-you-know-it and what will later be known as ‘real life’ (that’s scientifically proven, of course), people expect you to make some mistakes.
The 43 Greatest Quotes About Being In College
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” — Frank Zappa.