The FAQ That Answers All Your Questions For All My Friends Are Engaged
Every minute in America, at least 5 of your Facebook friends are getting engaged (give or take).
Every minute in America, at least 5 of your Facebook friends are getting engaged (give or take).
What’s frustrating about this ad — beyond the fact that it contradicts pretty much everything Amy Poehler appears to stand for — is that there are tantalizing glimpses of how good it could have been.
Someone who won’t see past the fact that I laugh at my own jokes, often before I get to the punch line, but who sees that as a trait that catapults their love for me.
“And she’s got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.”
“You can spend the rest of your life being afraid of people rejecting you. You have to start by not rejecting yourself. You don’t deserve it.”
Being the kind of person that we actually do want to become — because as we all know, it’s inevitable.
Those who acknowledge they have flaws are usually the most willing to work through them. The ones who can’t acknowledge flaws are most likely to blame other people and then go cry about their feelings in a corner.
This is one of the most basic items in a Grown Man™’s house, but it is one of the most important.