5 Steps To Bail On Your Friends (Or, Cancel Plans Without Remorse)
As 20-somethings, we basically exist to cancel plans so we can binge-watch Netflix and eat dinner in bed, all while complaining that we have no friends.
As 20-somethings, we basically exist to cancel plans so we can binge-watch Netflix and eat dinner in bed, all while complaining that we have no friends.
She put her hand on my belly and said “What’s the matter dear, having a little miscarriage today are we?”
“Are you gay?” No. You’re just single. You’re glad to know people think you are though.
What’s frustrating about this ad — beyond the fact that it contradicts pretty much everything Amy Poehler appears to stand for — is that there are tantalizing glimpses of how good it could have been.
She immediately sent me a message and it quickly turned into the most bizarre online encounter I’ve ever had. Here’s how it went down:
Every minute in America, at least 5 of your Facebook friends are getting engaged (give or take).
Someone who won’t see past the fact that I laugh at my own jokes, often before I get to the punch line, but who sees that as a trait that catapults their love for me.
“And she’s got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.”
“You can spend the rest of your life being afraid of people rejecting you. You have to start by not rejecting yourself. You don’t deserve it.”