10 ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Quotes We Can All Relate To
‘We’re going to get older whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives, or desperately cling to the past.’
‘We’re going to get older whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives, or desperately cling to the past.’
When you’re all Adele and Sam Smith’ed out (because trust me, there is a threshold there) this is the playlist to turn to.
Be open to love and be willing to find it in unusual ways, but don’t lower your standards because you feel like the pool is getting smaller.
At some point, every woman will date someone of whom their friends and family won’t approve.
You worked really hard to shed that Freshman 15, and now your perception of food has kind of changed. But you still like to eat pizza…like a lot of pizza.
6. Taking forever to text back! Seriously, it takes 20 seconds to send a text message.
When these characters fall in love, they fall hard — their story lines aren’t glossed over. They aren’t paired off with unattractive characters in an attempt to appease the audience. Their love trysts are followed intensely, rather than just mentioned briefly in passing.
You will start to wonder why nothing is going on. Then you will realize that you only saw what you wanted to see, you only heard what you wanted to hear, and these things fueled your feelings.
I saw a meme that says: “When a girl replies with ‘aww thanks’ it means she’s politely asking you to return to the friend zone you just tried escaping from.” Nonsense or the truth?
A personality identical to someone on hallucinogens does not wife-material make.
Why do I find the need to validate my existence to my busier friends? Why do I feel that I have to wear nice clothes in public so that I will not be judged by my coffee shop lifestyle? Why?
You’ve probably heard the story before: (Cue the reporter voice) Who wants to pick this lovely fresh-out-of-college ex-degenerate who finally got her life together for a real world, actual, working job??! Yeah…didn’t think so.