Chances are that if you get a hangover-themed Snapchat from us, we took the photo more than a dozen times; not in an attempt to look perfect, but rather in an attempt to successfully show you how much of a mess we are right now.
Did I just give them a thumbs up when they left instead of hugging them goodbye? AHHHHHHHH.
No, when I say “kill yourself” I want you to hear: kill your parents. Slay the expectations they implanted within you, choke the traditions they noosed to your spine.
In every relationship there comes a time for Talking About How You Really Feel. But let’s be honest: the bit before that is a total cat-and-mouse game of seduction.
1. You can always tell your name is about be announced in any social or professional situation by the look of both horror and anxiety the announcer has on their face. (Meanwhile, you are cringing.)
We put 100% of ourselves into everything we do. That includes relationships. If we’re in a relationship with you, we’re going to make damn sure that we give it our all.
But the problem was, ignoring the problem didn’t make it go away like other problems might.
He’s gone from my prince charming and hero to my drinking buddy and unofficial financial advisor, but through it all, he’s always held a piece of my heart.
The attention that my hair gets can range from the deeply obliged to the unwarranted.
The sad reality is that, at least once in our lives, we are bound to experience losing or parting ways with someone whom we consider special or important to us.
