We Need to Stop Slut-Shaming Kristen Stewart
But guess who ranked at the bottom? America’s “least trusted” actress is Kristen Stewart, who also placed second on Star’s “Most Hated Celebrity” list.
17 Signs You Need To Go To Bed
10. Mild hallucinations are setting in. Did my puppy just mumble something about Cee Lo Green’s tiny hands and smile with a full set of human teeth?
5 Things You Should Never Do To Your Crush
Understanding the art of self-disclosure will get you far with your crush. Trust me. Whenever you’re worried that you’ve said too much, chances are you probably have, so zip it! Leave the ugly stuff till later when they’re already trapped and can’t leave you!
26 Things We Believe Are True, But Aren’t
There is no “real” you. If you treat people poorly, or start fights in bars, or steal, or hit dogs, or pick on the weak kid in school, you are not, nor can you be, “actually a good person on the inside.”
7 Things That Happen To You When You Are Completely Honest
I got a death threat last week from a guy who’s a senior at Brown University who didn’t think I could track him down. More on that in a second.
15 Times I Want To Die Of Embarrassment
When I have headphones on and I fart thinking no one else can hear it like an idiot.
10 Rules For Friends With Benefits
Friends with Benefits are like sexual test kitchens, and tonight you are Ina Garten.
15 Death Row Offenders’ Last Words Before Execution
“You clown police. You gonna stop with all that killing all these kids. You’re gonna stop killing innocent kids, murdering young kids.”
Privileged
I found out Lori carved curse words into her arm with pencils. I knew she was anorexic and bulimic, which, when you’re fourteen, are sort of valorized ailments.
How To Fall In Love With The Wrong Person
Be humiliated by them. Be out one night and get asked by a mutual acquaintance how long you have been together, only to be pre-empted by your lover saying, “Oh, we’re not.”
What Your Bag Says About You
DWA: Dating With Allergies
Even now that gluten-intolerance is more mainstream, it’s still a tricky thing to date with. As are nut allergies, celiac disease, lactose intolerance, and the great granddaddy of them all: the soy allergy. You know what soy is in? Everything.
40 Hilariously Mean Roger Ebert Reviews
Today Roger Ebert passed after a long battle with cancer, a shock to those of us who have loved and admired his work for so long.
22 Little-Known Facts About ‘Seinfeld’
Festivus was actually not created by George’s father, Frank Costanza. The fake holiday was created well before the series was even conceived in 1966 by an editor of Reader’s Digest named Dan O’Keefe, who created it to celebrate the anniversary of his first date with his wife.
9 Great Lifehacks For A Productive Morning After A Night Of Heavy Drinking
My roommate and I recently came to the conclusion that drinking a lot of alcohol, from the first vestige of pregame to the final stage of hangover, is about on average, a fifteen hour commitment.
Stop Everything You’re Doing And Listen To This Song
The 35 Greatest Quotes About Hipsters
Oberlin College. This small college in Ohio has a student body that is 94.6 percent hipster (provided you exclude the conservatory). — The Hipster Handbook.
