Here’s How Each Zodiac Sign Would Murder You

Cancer: smother you with a pillow and then live with your taxidermied body for years like in ‘Psycho’.
Cancer: smother you with a pillow and then live with your taxidermied body for years like in ‘Psycho’.
Virgo. You just never mess up. You’re annoying because you take every little thing into consideration which leaves your coworkers feeling inadequate and unprepared.
An ideal vacation for a Taurus involves comfort. They need to be pampered, taken care of, and they also need to experience delicious food and beautiful surroundings.
As an Aries, you are incredible creative. Your go-to outfit is always going to be your trusty pair of skinny jeans, paired with a bold and colorful blazer.
Scorpio: Someone that’s completely off-limits has a huge crush on you. It’s probably one of your friends that’s already in a relationship.
Pisces: Your beliefs about love can sometimes be too idealistic. It’s great to have standards and high hopes for the person you hopefully end up with, but when it starts to resemble a list of qualifications that your partner must have with no exceptions, it significantly decreases your odds of finding the right person, or of finding anyone at all.
Leo: You tend to derive a lot (or sometimes, all) of your self-worth from your achievements and successes.
How to help yourself: Continue working hard and striving to be the best and don’t feel bad about it. But also remind yourself on a constant basis that you are human, you aren’t perfect, and it’s more important that you are trying than it is that you are always succeeding.
People love to have an Aries in their inner circle because you push them to do things they wouldn’t have the courage to do on their own.
Geminis can give an air of non-commitment, which may be intimidating to most…Sappy love poems are a no no for you.
A Capricorn is the type of person who will say something like “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” in order to cut someone deeper than they need to.
Leo: a support group for people who feel unappreciated if they receive less than five compliments a day.
If you want to make a Virgo the happiest person, make sure you take the time to let them know that you understand them. Nothing makes them feel more appreciated than that.
Leo. You need someone fearless, someone who is not afraid of anything, most of all, YOU.
If a Pisces likes you they get very coy and very silly. They are dreamers, and they will always want to share their craziest fantasies and desires with you.
An Aries love a straight shooter, and an independent person. If you have a life outside of your friendship or relationship with an Aries, they will respect you deeply.