15 Reasons Guys With Tattoos Are The Hottest
7. Tattoos are like maps on the body: you have built-in areas to kiss and play with when you have sex.
7. Tattoos are like maps on the body: you have built-in areas to kiss and play with when you have sex.
I once told a girl I had a thing for that I wanted to get her boyfriend pregnant. Drunk me thought that this would make her jealous.
“I am going to eat a burrito the size of my head later!”
Bartenders face the worst kind of people — drunks.
At their biological core, men are ruled by sexuality. They identify potential mates using their eyes first, while women take a more complicated approach.
Flying is scary for some people. It’s mostly frustrating and anxiety-inducing.
34. “Mewling quim” – literally translates to “a whimpering vagina.”
I don’t notice when you’re flirting with me. I try to be really nice to everyone I meet.