My Boyfriend Asked Me To Go Back In The Closet
I didn’t want to be someone’s experiment or have to lie, out rightly or by omission, about them.
I didn’t want to be someone’s experiment or have to lie, out rightly or by omission, about them.
He knocked out his teeth, said he’s the antichrist and asked me to join his harem. I wish I were making that up.
Have you dated anyone like them?
If I could, I would insert approximately infinity pages right here, printed with nothing but the words “Hahahaha! Hahahaha!” over and over again forever.
2. I can’t do better than him.
7. Tattoos are like maps on the body: you have built-in areas to kiss and play with when you have sex.
This will always be a three-way relationship: You, them, and their mobile device. Accept it and move on.
There are observations any outsider can make about Los Angeles, such as: every waiter or waitress you meet is secretly an actor or actress waiting for their big break.