Rachel Hodin
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21 Ways To Look Hot
1. Bathe Yourself In Baby Powder
45 Employers Reveal The Most Ludicrous Things They’ve Ever Read On A Resume
My friend used to put “petroleum transfer specialist at British Petroleum” on his resume. In reality, he pumped gas at an BP gas station.
Bitches Who Brunch Vs. Ladies Who Lunch
Because it really is the flower headband that draws you in first, don’t you think? That, or the twinkle in their gold Tory Burch pendant.
22 Signs She’s Definitely Flirting With You
Mojo no mas…
38 Of The Most Shocking, WTF Secrets From 38 Strangers On The Internet
I set my molesters house on fire.
18 Things You Shouldn’t Do After A Break Up
Exercise restraint
42 Little-Known Facts About Famous Rappers and Hip Hop
30. Snoop Dogg went to school with Cameron Diaz and sold her marijuana at the time.
37 People On The Best Decisions They Made While Drunk
I traded a shoe for a bowling pin and the secret knowledge of how to get into the goblin kingdom.
11 People Who Need To Stop Talking
Was that you, Sam Goudie, who visited me in my nightmare last night? Cloaked in a black veil, you called yourself death. When I asked to see your face you de-robed yourself, projectile vomited on me, and screamed “YOLO Bitchez”.
Top 11 Subliminal Messages On Social Networks
You have to feel bad for this person, as much as their tweet or status update makes you want to thrust a rusty nail into your cornea.
12 Things Girls Are Embarrassed Of That They Shouldn’t Be
One time I farted on an ex-boyfriend’s head, and it was awesome.
25 James Franco Quotes That Will Make You Throw Your Freaking Chair
6. Are we human or are we Franco?