Rachel Hodin
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17 Signs You Can’t Be Trusted
6. You’re a “DJ.”
11 Unfortunate Things Women Find Attractive In Men
Unless you can wow me with an awesome trick, like stashing coins in your beard or growing goji berries in it, I want it GONE.
11 Steps To Having An Incredible Grown-Up Sleepover In Your 20s
No one wants a degenerate sleeping in their bed; if you’re the guest at a adult sleepover, set your alarm for 9:30 so as not to reveal that you’re a complete waste of life. Walk into the kitchen yawning and be all “I just CANT sleep past 10am these days!” Then, when she’s not looking, get the fuck home and back to sleep.
5 Reasons Why I Am The Least Dateable Girl
You’ve been warned.
13 Perks Of Dating A Stoner
She’s the type of gal who never says no to “Would you like bacon with that?”
23 Little Things That Girls Freak Out Over
9. Construction workers, up yonder.
10 Things Guys Need To Stop Doing When Trying To Pick Up Girls
I learned that it’s always startling if any stranger tries to talk to you in a bank, but exceedingly more startling if they whisper “nice ass…” It’s like, do you want my number? My pin? Because it’s unclear.
18 Things Girls Love To Do Alone But Will Never Admit
You say the shower is for washing? I say it’s for peeing. Dare to tell me otherwise and you’re liable to get peed on.