Rachel Hodin

As a pedestrian in London, you don’t have the right of way. Which is always beneficial if you’re looking to get run over.

2. Take the blame for farting.

There’s nothing that makes me quiver more than a drug dealer entering my private home and asking, “Mind if I use the restroom?” Fact is, buddy, I DO mind.

10. Make sure your lips are always chapped by constantly licking them and never applying chap stick.

6. Hey! This one’s funny! Mostly because if you look away or close your eyes, you’ll still see it in your nightmares! HEHE!

1. He hangs quick lefts.

Mariah liked to envelop herself in white silk lingerie in her white silk sheets and bedspread.

I’ve always mulled over its ethicality and it recently hit me that I may just be missing the point entirely. Because the point isn’t what you find when you snoop; the point is that you were driven to snoop in the first place.