Maria Monrovia

Why couldn’t the psychic stop crying?
He wasn’t a happy medium!

If you’re a sap for plant puns, you’re in the right place. Here is how you can incorporate some of these plant puns into your life: If you’re a sap for plant puns, you’re in the right place.

If you love to laugh, sheep puns are going to make your day! Whether you’re talking to a farmer or a family member, tell them these funny sheep puns:

What’s the best way for fungi to grow?
You must give it as mushroom as possible!

Why should you read while you sunbathe?
It’ll make you well red!

What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Fo’ drizzle!

What do you call a cute donut?
Adoughrable!

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

Why do candles love birthdays so much?
They just wanna get lit!

Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!

What’s Adele’s favorite dessert?
Jello from the other side!

What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?
It wasn’t on porpoise!

She’s the best friend you’ve always wanted to have.

Jemma isn’t just any model — she’s technically classified as a midget alternative model.

It’s hard to explain that love isn’t a measurable unit. It’s hard to explain that I’ve never needed it to be.

They tell you that you are “too much” because the don’t know how to tell you the truth — that they are the ones who lack the ability to feel the way you do.

I’m the girl everyone leaves. The one they promise the world to before they disappear. The one they say they love, they swear, their words like honey laced with poison. I’m the girl who always ends up alone.