Maria Monrovia

“I invited her over to hang out. She was already outside my place waiting for the call.”

Bragging about how being an asshole is just “who you are.”

“When he screamed at me, in front of all our friends, over a game of Pictionary.”

“Advice is amazing. Advice is helpful. Advice can be life changing. But more often than not, people have to figure things out for themselves.”

“Mom is a porn star and escort – found her ‘pricelist’ online, and videos on an old laptop she’d given me.”

“Had one to get married at 30. I got married before that and I don’t think my friend took it well.”

“Losing friends. Also gaining a lot of weight I’m now having a hard time getting rid of. Eat healthy, kids.”

We jumped into the ocean and let the tides carry us in opposite directions, and neither of us dared to fight them. But I should have swam. I should have drowned trying.

“I wanted both things, and I was a selfish, immature shit. I’ve never regretted anything more than hurting my partner like that.”

Add succulents and other cheap plants to make the room the room look more put-together.

“His apartment smelled like olives.”

“I’m not really over my ex and you’re definitely a rebound.”