Mandy Zucker

Remembering something specific that you mentioned in conversation and following up on it.

“He said she hits him when she is mad. Nobody’s kid deserves this.”

Sending vague “Wanna hang out?” texts instead of inviting someone they’re interested in to actual, set plans.

I’ve been feeling suspicious for quite some time now, and hours ago while doing a little bit of digging, my concerns were justified.

12. You are a true professional sneaky person and skillful liar because they forced you to beat your craft throughout the years, whether that meant sneaking out or concocting a detailed plan to fabricate your whereabouts.

Two of the most desired, wonderful things most people want are a reliable, loyal best friend and a long, happy life. These two ladies seem to have found both.

2. If you begin watching a TV series on Netflix together but are delayed by a hectic schedule, they’ll give you at least a two-week grace period to get your priorities right before moving on without you.

I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.

I do not use seat covers in public bathrooms.

flirt: behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone, but for amusement rather than with serious intentions.
“it amused him to flirt with her”

Different scenarios, different sentiments.

1. Wear something spectacular that nobody else can see.

Discouraging messages from people we can only hope aren’t real, living, non-troll human beings.

15. Pushing your stomach out to get an idea of what pregnant-you will look like.

There are 35-50 active serial killers in the United States at any given moment.

11. For boyfriends, we are well aware of when another girl is hitting on you whether you’re playing stupid about not knowing, or genuinely unaware of it. We have flirtation radar and you must take our annoyed word for it.

3. You just got dumped recently and are in the process of rebuilding your existence without theirs.

If you weren’t ugly in middle school, I almost don’t trust you. – Jamie Lee