Madison Moore

17. People are forever going to refer to your races not as tones or hues but as flavors: chocolate, caramel, vanilla. “Sometimes I like a little bit of vanilla,” etc, etc, etc.

“Are you ready for a penising?”

“They told me my hair was unprofessional, that it wasn’t appropriate for the workplace.”

Con: Gloria Steinem would totally not sit with you.

Tear the club up.

Can you be-weave it? I, for one, am SPEECHLESS.

“I’m not trying to be racist but…”

Your crush just texted you to see what you’re doing, do you want to hang out. You’re so excited that you can’t even deal with breathing right now.