30 Fabulous Ways To Tell A Person You Want To Have Sex

Whether you’ve known your sex person for 10 minutes or 10 years, it’s always a little bit awkward to bring sex up and get the lube flowing. It’s like, how do you transition from a nice, cozy dinner or a stimulating conversation about architecture to a ribald horizontal romp? Sometimes it’s as easy as sending a text message like “sex” on your way home from work or inviting him over to “watch a movie.” But at some point, we have all had to prod our sex people into taking those pants off. I went over to r/askreddit to see what other people do to get in bed with their sex friends and SOs. If you ever receive an emoji of caterpiller from me in a text message, u know what time it is.

1. shenanigan

My Ex and I used to refer to it as “Stir-fry”, as in “hey honey, do you want to come over tonight for some stir-fry?” and we’d actually usually be eating stir-fry before-hand. We ate a lot of Stir-fry…it’s healthy.

2. gravey727

Ill give myself an erection, get under the covers and then make a ‘tent’ with my hard on. Then i’ll call her into the bedroom.

3. LurkLurk_LurkLurk

“Hold my dick.”

4. DudeThereIWas

“Are you also not so tired?”

5. LiterallyInfinite

My ex and I used “laundry” as our code word for sex. One day we were in the car with my mom and he told me he needed my help with some “laundry” when we got home. My mother then asked him why he couldn’t just do it by himself, he told her it was a “big load.”

6. restless2298

“You wanna go get weird?”

7. Paper_Thin_Walls

“You wanna put on the Cisco cd…”

8. OboeAmy

“You’re on my “to do” list.”

9. StankCheeze

My ex told me once, “Get ready, I Naired my asshole today.”

10. hasitcum2this

My GF said to me “I’m gona milk you with my labia!”