My Ex and I used to refer to it as “Stir-fry”, as in “hey honey, do you want to come over tonight for some stir-fry?” and we’d actually usually be eating stir-fry before-hand. We ate a lot of Stir-fry…it’s healthy.
Ill give myself an erection, get under the covers and then make a ‘tent’ with my hard on. Then i’ll call her into the bedroom.
“Hold my dick.”
“Are you also not so tired?”
My ex and I used “laundry” as our code word for sex. One day we were in the car with my mom and he told me he needed my help with some “laundry” when we got home. My mother then asked him why he couldn’t just do it by himself, he told her it was a “big load.”
“You wanna go get weird?”
“You wanna put on the Cisco cd…”
“You’re on my “to do” list.”
My ex told me once, “Get ready, I Naired my asshole today.”
My GF said to me “I’m gona milk you with my labia!”