Lorenzo Jensen III

1. The scariest thing about distance is you don’t know if they’ll miss you or forget about you. —Nicholas Sparks 2. I dropped a tear in the ocean.

“Kiss me until I forget how terrified I am of everything wrong with my life.”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” —Groucho Marx

1. It’s a psychological test that wasn’t devised by psychologists.

You can ask your friends and family a dumb question in order to make them laugh or roll their eyes. The point of asking these dumb questions is simply to have some fun!

1. A select few lucky individuals are able to reach orgasm simply by thinking.

“In its resting state, the vagina is barely large enough to contain your house keys….”

“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.”
—Rudyard Kipling

“Who runs the world? Girls.”
—Beyoncé Knowles

“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”

“No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow.”

“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”
—Marilyn Monroe

1. You can’t blame gravity for falling in love. —Albert Einstein 2. The higher you build walls around your heart, the harder you fall when someone tears them down. —Unknown 3.

“He started believing he was a vampire. I began seeing him as having a not having a terribly strong grip on reality.”

“The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.”

“She sent me a video of herself in underwear. Waved at the camera, took a blade to her wrist, wiped the blood into her fingers and waved goodbye.”

“One key difference: BOOBS.”

“People who think nothing is ever their fault.”