Lorenzo Jensen III

1. Women are the only ones in their right minds.

“Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.”

“The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.”

Where would your favorite female star fall on the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator?

Where would your favorite male star fall on the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator?

Here’s how each of the 44 US presidents probably would have scored on the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator.

1. Semen is much, much more than just sperm.

“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
—Bette Davis

“Fashions fade, style is eternal.”
—Yves Saint Laurent

1. The scariest thing about distance is you don’t know if they’ll miss you or forget about you. —Nicholas Sparks 2. I dropped a tear in the ocean.

“Kiss me until I forget how terrified I am of everything wrong with my life.”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” —Groucho Marx

1. It’s a psychological test that wasn’t devised by psychologists.

You can ask your friends and family a dumb question in order to make them laugh or roll their eyes. The point of asking these dumb questions is simply to have some fun!

1. A select few lucky individuals are able to reach orgasm simply by thinking.

“In its resting state, the vagina is barely large enough to contain your house keys….”

“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.”
—Rudyard Kipling

“Who runs the world? Girls.”
—Beyoncé Knowles