The 45+ Dumbest Questions Ever Asked Online

You’ve probably heard that there is no such thing as a stupid question — but that’s a lie. However, stupid people aren’t the only ones who ask stupid questions. You can ask your friends and family a dumb question in order to make them laugh or roll their eyes. Remember, such questions have no real answers. The point of asking these dumb questions is simply to have some fun!

Stupid Questions To Ask:

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1.

Should I tell my parents I’m adopted?

2.

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?

3.

If I eat myself, will I get twice as big or disappear completely?

4.

Does it take 18 months for twins to be born? Or 9?

5.

Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?

6.

I swallowed an ice cube whole. Why haven’t I pooped it out?

7.

How big is the specific ocean?

8.

How am I sure I’m the real mom of my kid?

9.

Is there a pill that’ll make me gay?

10.

How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers? (This was asked on Yahoo! Answers.)

11.

Why are the holes in cats’ fur always in the right places for their eyes?

12.

Wtf is Obama’s last name? Does anyone know?

13.

How far of a drive is it from Miami to Florida?

14.

What does a quarter until 4 mean? Like, why is it called that?! Because a quarter is worth 25 cents, so why is it 15 mins?!

15.

I’m so lost! Isn’t NFL just for the U.S?! How does New England have a team??????

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16.

Is African a religion?

17.

Are chickens considered animals or birds?

18.

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR TATTOS TO GET PASSED ON GENETICALLY FROM PARENT TO CHILD?

19.

If I shave my golden retriever like a lion, will the other dogs respect him more?

20.

Can your baby get preganent if you have sex while preganent?

21.

Where do lost socks go when they go missing?

22.

What happens to the people born on February 29????? Do the stay one until 4 years pass??

23.

Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

24.

At what age does a boy’s period start?

25.

Why doesn’t the Earth fall down?

26.

If Batman’s parents are dead, then how was he born?

27.

Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?

28.

Is whale sperm the reason why the ocean is so salty?

29.

Do babies poop in the womb?

30.

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

More Silly Questions:

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Here are more silly questions without an answer. These stupid questions will help you spark a fun conversation the next time someone says, “The only stupid question is the one that is never asked.”

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

Is it wrong to enjoy the smell of your own gas?

What makes the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

Why do round pizzas always come in a square pizza box?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why is an electrical socket called an outlet when you plug things into it?

Why do we say that an alarm clock goes ‘off’ when it actually tuns on?

Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterward, it doesn’t work anymore?

What was the first person to milk a cow trying to do?

Why is the word for “a fear of long words,” hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

Why is it hard for women to put on mascara with their mouth closed?

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?


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Lorenzo Jensen III