Lorenzo Jensen III

7. Women’s farts smell worse than men’s.

“I had an ex-boyfriend who managed to carve a 3-foot heart-shaped hole into the plaster of my attic wall.”

1. The beach.

“I love it when teeth aren’t perfectly straight.”

1. The longest pubic hair in history was 28 inches.

“You don’t have to draw a line between who is a lover and who is a friend.”

“My boyfriend pretends to be paralyzed and makes me dress him.”

“One thing is obvious: it’s much easier to reach orgasm with someone who has the same type of genitals as you.”

Found on AskReddit. 1. “I was in the middle of sex when one of my exes decided to announce she wanted to break up. “That was the most awkward ever.

Found on AskReddit. 1. I babysat a boy who threatened to tell his mother I touched his privates if I made him go to bed.

“He is the boss. It feels right and the way it should be.”

“You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.” —Walt Disney

“I honestly feel no connection or love for either of them.”

A tiny little squeaky adult blue Himalayan named Tinker Toy weighed 18 ounces and was less than three inches tall.

“I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance and I cried like a little baby.”

1. Nearly half of identical twins develop their own secret language.

“The whole world can become the enemy when you lose what you love.”

Sorry, guys, but the facts are in—and women win!