I don’t think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.
—Louis C. K.
Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men; they are far superior and always have been.
I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason.
A man does what he can; a woman does what a man cannot.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Women really do rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we’re all in big big trouble.
Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men.
Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
Woman was God’s second mistake.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.
Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.
Just as women’s bodies are softer than men’s, so their understanding is sharper.
—Christine de Pizan
Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
Can you imagine a world without men? There’d be no crime, and lots of fat happy women.
I think that’s what Toni Morrison and Alice Walker understand, the secret language of women. That it’s not a secret at all; men just don’t know how to listen.
Men have grown embarrassingly weak, but only through observation. Their resolve can easily be broken by a woman. Their emotions can be easily manipulated by a woman. Their power can be easily taken by a woman. Their pride can be easily stripped by a woman. Their entire life can easily be ruined by a woman. While physically stronger, their manipulative prowess can be wittingly outclassed by a woman. And while their dreams are stronger, the realities of women are stronger.
Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.
Whilst men may play the game, women know the score.
Men know that women are an over-match for them, and therefore they choose the weakest or most ignorant. If they did not think so, they never could be afraid of women knowing as much as themselves.
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son—and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
Men never remember, but women never forget.
Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.
Man was made at the end of the week’s work, when God was tired.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Men have always detested women’s gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.
I have an idea that the phrase ‘weaker sex’ was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.
Men are like fine wine—they all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we’d like to have dinner with.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade, since it consists principally of dealings with men.
Why do people say, “Grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
—Oliver Wendell Holmes
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
—Robert A. Heinlein
A man’s women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin to pity. His most gaudy sayings and doings seldom deceive them; they see the actual man within, and know him for a shallow and pathetic fellow.
—H. L. Mencken
Man is the one who desires, woman the one who is desired. This is woman’s entire but decisive advantage. Through man’s passions, nature has given man into woman’s hands, and the woman who does not know how to make him her subject, her slave, her toy, and how to betray him with a smile in the end is not wise.
—Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible.
Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. Men, not women, are the weaker sex.
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Men’s minds are raised to the level of the women with whom they associate.
—Alexandre Dumas Pere
Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.
A woman’s faults are many. Men have only two, everything they say and everything they do…
This is for the women who are first to get naked, howl at the moon and jump into the sea. This is for the women who seek relentless joy; the ones who know how to laugh with their whole souls. The women who speak to strangers because they have no fear in their hearts. This is for the women who drink coffee at midnight and wine in the morning, and dare you to question it. This is for the women who throw down what they love, and don’t waste time following society’s pressures to exist behind a white picket fence. The women who create wildly, unbalanced, ferociously and in a blur at times. This — is for you.
“When Janne has a new poem written, I shut my life down to do nothing but read it, and then when I turn my life back on, everything is better.” — James Altucher