Fedoras. Don’t wear them. Ever. /EVER./
Jean shorts, a.k.a. jorts. Those are a huge turnoff. Thinking of them makes me cringe.
• Those beige knee-length shorts with massive pockets on the side.
• Clothes that are too big.
• Jeans with glitter on them or any kind of shiny stones.
• Plaid shorts.
• Monster energy caps/T-shirts/anything.
• T-SHIRTS WITH NAKED/HALF NAKED WOMEN ON THEM. They’re the ultimate clothing accessory if you want to look like a douche who’d use girls as sex objects.
• Sandals with socks.
• Coats that look like bin bags.
• Hair that makes you look like a paintbrush.
• YMCMB clothing. Or anything with Swag written on it.
• Fluorescent green clothing, unless it’s for sports.