Wearing athletic shorts/sweat pants to the strip club.
I feel really confounded when a guy wears skinny/fitted jeans and still attempts to sag. I mean, sagging in general is kind of lame, but it looks completely stupid when your jeans fit your legs and are only sagging on the ass.
Camo. Camo everywhere you go. We get it, you LOVE hunting. I love scuba diving, but I’ll be damned if I wear neoprene everywhere.
If you have long hair… Please wash your hair. You may not be able to smell that you haven’t showered in four days but everyone else around you can. Really, however you want to dress if it makes you feel hip is up to you but it’s a good idea to invest in a nice pair of shoes, slacks and shirt. You don’t have to spend a lot either, head to a Goodwill it’s amazing how many nice genuine leather men shoes end up there.
Please trim your toenails. There was a man standing in front of me at the store and his toenails were so long they curled forward over the fronts of his toes. They were thick, yellow, and gnarly. I almost heaved.
My boyfriend will wear a long-sleeve shirt with shorts. PICK A SEASON.
Edit: And I don’t mean like a baseball tee or something. I mean long-sleeve pearl snap shirt.
Only owning 3 pairs of blue jeans, all the same shade blue. And 6 or 7 very similar T-shirts. Expand your wardrobe!
Brown shoes. Dark pants.