7.

Wear a belt, wear a belt, wear a belt. We do not want to see your butt crack.

8.

Only one pattern at a time, boys. I know that you think your green plaid shirt and your red plaid shorts are both super-studly, but please only try to wear one of those pieces at a time.

9.

Not wearing a three-wolf moon T-shirt.

10.

Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!!!!!!!

11.

The wrong tie length. The tip of the tie should hit the upper edge of the belt.

A tie that is too short or too long will make you look like you don’t know what you are doing.

12.

Sandals with socks.

13.

No Crocs ever. In any form. There is absolutely nothing worse.

Also if you have a beard keep it groomed and lined up!