Lisa Woods

“She said she was voting for Ben Carson. She called her father ‘Daddy’. She made me sit through an entire Joe Jonas song.”

“Told him that I liked him. He went ‘I like you too bud.’ And punched me in the shoulder. Then walked off.”

“Love isn’t enough.”

“I’m looking for at least sex. However, I’m ok meeting and if we don’t feel it, we don’t bone. We go our separate ways.”

“The worst dates fall between a job interview and an audition. Just make me feel like your glad to have my company and this isn’t my chance to prove myself worthy for yours.”

“Boring in bed.

I am a kinky guy, I’m not giving that up.”

“Forty two now and had no regrets until a couple years ago. Now I sometimes regret the decision, and wish I could go back and do things differently. Other times, I am glad to not have kids.”

“That I’m 100% straight.”

The annoying white girl is middle to upper class who has no clearly definable struggle or problems in their lives. This can lead to them finding the tiniest problems and self righteously speaking about them as if other people are the problem. Or making small problems to be much more important than they are.

This girl had to cancel our plans one night, so the next day she suggested that we go to a haunted house. That’s the only time I can remember being asked out to anything other just dinner.

“When the memories mean more to you than the person standing in front of you.”

There’s always one relationship that effects you so deeply that you can simply never forget it.