12. But She’s The “Jealous” One

Former “Crazy” girlfriend here. Accused my boyfriend in high school of having an emotional affair with his best friend that was a girl, it made me uncomfortable when they were alone together or when he would constantly talk about her. For instance he told her how beautiful she was at prom and never commented on my dress. His guy friend, who is still a close friend of mine to this day, ended up pretty much being my date while he hung out with this chick. A lot of his guy friends told me I was just jealous and irrational. I broke up with him feeling like the crazy girlfriend. Fast forward four years and me and my guy friend were talking and he said that this ex boyfriend of mine almost had a restraining order from his former best friend that was a girl. Turns out he was in love with her for years and she led him on big time and would tease him and use him as a tool to make herself feel better when she needed a confidence boost pretty much. He ended up constantly badgering her about how much he loved her to the point of getting drunk and showing up at her house, facebook stalking her etc. and she had to completely cut him out of her life because it was freaking her out. Turns out he was the crazy one and he was cheating on me.

Now if I get that feeling I just end the relationship right then and there. Not dealing with that shit again.

13. Gives Her An STD, Blames Her

Met this guy over the Internet. We met, slept together a few times. Told me about an ex of his who was so unhygienic that she would not use anything on the first full day of her period, and barely changed her tampons. HE told ME that she has HPV. I went and got tested, gyno said I had four abnormal cells. I told the guy.

He flipped it on me, said I must’ve been the one to give it to her (even though she had full HPV), and broke things off with me. Then called me a crazy bitch when I called to scream at him for being such an asshole.

He married her. Ick.

14. Two Faced

I would always ask if he wanted to watch a TV show with me, or if we could listen to certain music, or eat at a certain restaurant and he would always say, “Hey, I’m just happy to spend time with you.” Weeks or months later, he’d explode at me. “I hate that show! I can’t stand that band! Why are we eating at that restaurant again?”

Everything was like this. I was pretty sick at one point in our relationship so that meant almost no sex. I tried talking to him about it. He said he understood why we weren’t having regular sex and he just wanted me to feel better. Apparently he would complain endlessly to his friends about it, but not to the one person who could actually do something about.