Kendra Syrdal

You don’t actually know what a macchiato is. You’ve definitely gone to a mom and pop’ coffee shop and been rudely surprised when you got essentially a shot of espresso, am I right?

If you like someone you talk to them. None of this “well she texted me first so I’m going to put her in purgatory for a couple days” bullshit.

We’re fiercely loyal and always have your back. We are the first to stand up for somebody and will go down swinging to defend our parents or really anyone else who we care about.

3. Agree to activities we aren’t into but that we know you’ll be amped for.

12. “I have a really terrible headache and I know you’re going to make it worse.”

He called me crazy, threatened to “show me what he could do” if he ever saw me in person, and laughed off any semblance of my being offended.

You are giving in to the societal pressures that pin girls against one another. You are responsible for making it too tempting to slut-shame, to hate you.

You should give the sarcastic girl a break because in between all of the eye rolls and standup-worthy one-liners, she really loves you; she’s just trying to figure out how.