Katie Mather

If guys can still wear fuckin’ cargo shorts, we 110% can wear pants with holes in them. Cargo shorts have 87 different sized pockets. Destroyed denim allows us the small victory of only needing to shave our knees.

Wrestle your friends—but, like, only when you’re drunk and bored and when it just makes sense to do so in the moment.

Drink your coffee out of your favorite colored mug.

You’ve been at the bar for a while now, and this ~*~Fun Ladies Night Halloween~*~ has fully metamorphosed into a race to get guys dressed up as either Darth Vader or Ken Bone to buy you as many cranberry vodkas as your bladder can handle. You’re starting to feel the burn from fake-smiling at the guy who is currently explaining to you how private equity firms work.

Claire has only worked as an assistant for a couple weeks now, but has already deemed all PR employees as ~*~her people~*~.

Fluffy towels. Free shipping.

It’s great if you love yourself and know that you deserve the best kind of love out there, but if you don’t realize that you’re actually kind of an asshole yourself, then you’re probably the problem.

Depression isn’t beautiful. It’s ugly. It’s hideous to the point that when you’re taken over by it, people turn away. And nobody ignores beauty.

A friend might send their condolences, but a best friend will physically be there next to you, riding it out, the Issa to your Molly.

It doesn’t make sense. There are millions of people here, how is it possible to feel like nobody can even see you?

He texts you back. Seriously, the standards are so low and Jeff still can’t fucking meet them.

Share links to 7 minute John Oliver clips or TED Talks on their Facebook and expect people to watch them.