Katie Mather

EDUCATION: The Trending News Sidebar On Facebook

“If you want to be successful and you are a woman, you have to understand that there’s all kinds of horrible stuff that comes with it, and you simply cannot do anything about it but move on.”

It would be “a plus” if he were a Kennedy. Didn’t Taylor Swift date one? Surely you can find one too?

All of your younger sister’s friends who are still in high school.

That Girl Who Never Went Through An Awkward Phase And Was Prettier At The Age Of 12 Than You Are Currently ended up going to SMU for college and somehow got even prettier (what the fuck?).

Dress the part: wool beanie (no matter the temperature), earth tones, and a disdained, expressionless look.

Cliche: The two leads meet at a book store/ in a bar/ at a wedding/ in an elevator.

Now: Female’s friends are totally grossed out that “some guy” just walked up to her in public and tried to start a conversation with her.

Tinder recently Instagrammed a photo of himself holding a dog in a meadow somewhere. He hates it when girls talk about their zodiac signs, but he’s in tune with what Myers-Briggs personalities are compatible with his.

You lied at least once about having Yellow Fever to get out of gym class.

You feel comfortable enough expressing to them a deep and passionate longing for the both of you to be together in the same city—whether that’s through the form of liking all of their photos on Facebook or texting them a needy “I MISS YOU.”

1. You secretly think you’re a detective. You trust no one. You give a lot of side eye and take a lot of mental notes about people.

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.” — Westley

The couple’s names are always something like Janet and Derek. Before they even open their mouths, you know Janet will have the final say.

Never ever second guess yourself.

Take a sip if the girl is super klutzy but everyone finds it adorable. Two sips whenever she pours coffee on herself.

There is no “you complete me.” You already feel fulfilled and finished and done.

Like a full moon to a werewolf, Valentine’s Day creates absolute monsters out of ordinary people.

Journal, journal, journal, journal. For hours. For pages. Until your hand physically contorts into a claw.