The Best And Worst Places To Think About Your Existential Dread
Good place for a crisis: Bar bathrooms with dim lighting and plentiful hand soap.
Bad place for a crisis: Airplane bathrooms.
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Cutting The Umbilical Cord: How To Do Grown-Up Stuff Without Mom And Dad
I developed good habits that really worked for me and as time went on I felt more and more fulfilled by my grown-up existence.
Airbnb Reviews Of Your Ex-Boyfriends’ Apartments
Jimmy claimed he lived in a loft because of the ceilings, but it was definitely a studio.
Cleanliness: Disaster. Didn’t own bed sheets.
House Rules: If you were dressed better than him (read: wearing a shirt and anything but flannel pajama pants), he’d make fun of you.
Would you stay there again?: You avoid his block altogether.
I Am The Worst Dressed Person Here
I have no idea where it comes from. Aren’t clothes supposed to be a reflection of who you are? Or who you think you are? Oh no.
Thank You For Noticing That, Yes, I Am A Cool Girl
Weird Side Effects Of Writing For The Internet
WARNING. Writing for the internet may cause the following side effects. Avoid if under the influence of alcohol.
I Can’t Follow Directions
My Relationship With Grocery Stores, In Four Parts
We’d wander around the aisles at 10pm and almost always forget to buy the things he said he needed to get in the first place.
A Series Of First Impressions
He makes me laugh because he is as neurotic as I am and also can’t handle his alcohol. He’s in love with my roommate.
Three Sentences On Insignificant Others
I just can’t help but think oh my god oh my god oh my god I simultaneously love so many people and also don’t love anyone at all.
