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Being Crushed By A City

I am in a different city, and it’s fine, but I wonder if it’s bad that I’m always just thinking about the other one.
My Relationship With My Hair, In Six Parts

At a certain point, I just stopped brushing my hair. It was disgusting. I would wrap it in a bun and only untie it to reluctantly wash it every other day or so, only to then immediately bundle all of my sopping wet hair, tangled and with soap suds still trapped within the knots, back on top of my head.
Here’s How You, A Regular Commoner, Can Also Become British Royalty
The Unbelievable Stories Behind Why These 5 Movies Are Considered Cursed

Almost exactly a year after Rosemary’s Baby had been released, Roman Polanski saw his wife Sharon Tate for the last time. In August of 1969, the Manson Family broke into the house Polanski and Tate had recently moved into and brutally killed Tate, her and Polanski’s unborn son, and four others.
6 Signs You’ve Found A Great Guy (Actually, He’s Just Doing The Bare Minimum)

The year is 2017. Everything is cursed. But you know who isn’t all that bad? Brian — this tall glass of skim milk who has never tweeted the phrase “not ALL men” and who you now are obligated to fall in love with because he openly doesn’t support Nazis! This is as good as it’s going to get.
Take This Quiz To See If You Should Text That Guy!
Here’s Another Article For You To Open Up In A New Tab And Then Forget To Read

It’s fine! As the author of this article, I really won’t be that offended — I totally empathize with this behavior.
Items That Didn’t Make The Cut For Goop’s Annual Holiday Gift Guide
Things To Do When Your Life Is Going Suspiciously Well And You Need To Self-Sabotage Before Karma Intervenes

Karma is coming for you and it’s time to feel awful again because happiness is fleeting — but this time it’s under your control! Neat!