Johanna Mort

The Best Time For Sex: At The Beginning — ALL THE TIME! After Two Years — ALL THE TIME! But after this episode of Better Call Saul.

You have three hairstyles: down, ponytail, and bun.

Jon Hamm, Matt Bomer, and Jamie Dornan. Alison Brie, Lupita Nyong’o, and Jennifer Lawrence. YOU MUST CHOOSE.

It’s not that we consider the person sending the text unimportant, we just don’t think the actual act of texting is a priority.

They’re always willing to help out.

The story of how the two of you met is seriously the cutest.

You secretly despise it when a roommate describes your living space as “dirty.” It’s not dirty; it’s cluttered aka a bunch of clean stuff piled on top of other clean stuff.

The Dance Dance Revolution phase that all of your friends went through meant that you “had a cold and couldn’t hang out” for a solid two years.

Sometimes one of you gets a little too worked up about something, but the other is always there to calm you down.

“They say that the best blaze burns brightest when circumstances are at their worst.” — Howl’s Moving Castle

You’ll start with the clichés. Wine, chocolate, ice cream, a funny (but not romantic) movie. You’ll let her talk if she wants, or sit in silence if that’s what she prefers. You’ll leave when she asks.

“Life sucks! And then it gets better, and then it sucks again.”