Aries
To get another tattoo.
Taurus
To sleep with one of your exes.
Gemini
To move across the country.
Cancer
To buy a whole new wardrobe.
For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.
Buy nowLeo
To get another piercing.
Virgo
To dye your hair a different color.
Libra
To go on a makeup shopping spree.
Scorpio
To quit your job.
Sagittarius
To delete all your social media.
Capricorn
To return to heavy drinking.
Aquarius
To chop off all your hair.
Pisces
To take an expensive, spontaneous vacation. 
