The Impulsive Decision Each Zodiac Makes When They're Going Through A Breakdown

The Impulsive Decision Each Zodiac Makes When They’re Going Through A Breakdown

Aries

To get another tattoo.

Taurus

To sleep with one of your exes.

Gemini

To move across the country.

Cancer

To buy a whole new wardrobe.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

To get another piercing.

Virgo

To dye your hair a different color.

Libra

To go on a makeup shopping spree.

Scorpio

To quit your job.

Sagittarius

To delete all your social media.

Capricorn

To return to heavy drinking.

Aquarius

To chop off all your hair.

Pisces

To take an expensive, spontaneous vacation. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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