Aries
You have a drink. You try to forget your problems. But it only gets you angrier.
Taurus
You call up someone you trust to rant to them about how unbelievably angry you are and how you’re not sure how to handle it.
Gemini
You head to bed. You hope everything will feel better in the morning.
Cancer
You get emotional. You can’t stop the tears. You end up crying your eyes out.
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You curse. You scream. You throw a fit because you can’t bottle up your emotions anymore.
Virgo
You go for a run to clear your head. You need to do something or you’re going to explode.
Libra
You blast music. You try to drown out your own thoughts.
Scorpio
You do your research. You try your best to see the other person’s point of view so you can stop hating them so much.
Sagittarius
You snack on junk food. You console yourself by treating yourself.
Capricorn
You get silent. You get lost in your thoughts and don’t say a word.
Aquarius
You hop on social media to rant about how angry you are with the world. You make sure everyone knows where you stand.
Pisces
You meditate. You do yoga. You try to restore balance and find peace. 
