Aries
They talk too much. They don’t shut the hell up. They vomit out words trying to impress you.
Taurus
They play with their hair. They smile nonstop. They laugh at all your jokes.
Gemini
They ignore you. They talk to everyone else around you. They act like you don’t exist.
Cancer
They blush. They sweat. Their nervousness is written all over their face.
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They stare at you. They bite their lip. They hope you get the hint they’re interested.
Virgo
They stare a little too long. They give a little too many compliments. Everything they say sounds forced.
Libra
They giggle. They turn red. They act like a little kid.
Scorpio
They fidget. They avoid eye contact. They leave the room when you walk in.
Sagittarius
They laugh a lot. They tell a lot of jokes. They try to fill the silence so it’s not awkward.
Capricorn
They clam up. They retreat into the background. They get too nervous to speak.
Aquarius
They stumble over their words. They repeat themselves. They are too nervous to think straight.
Pisces
They text. They scroll through their phone. They pretend they aren’t paying attention to you. 
