Aries
They text their exes and flirt with whoever responds first.
Taurus
They redownload dating apps that they’ve deleted in the past.
Gemini
They overcompensate by acting like they’re having the time of their life single.
Cancer
They try to distract themselves with hobbies and chores.
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They start snapping at everyone they see and remain in a horrible mood until they have sex again.
Virgo
They expel their energy by exercising.
Libra
They read erotica or watch their favorite movie sex scenes.
Scorpio
They head straight to the bar to pick up strangers.
Sagittarius
They try to hook up with a close friend — that they are going to regret flirting with soon after.
Capricorn
They take the situation into their own hands and pleasure themselves.
Aquarius
They take a cold shower and force themselves to think about anything else.
Pisces
They mope around, thinking about their past relationships and hookups. 
