Holly Riordan
Holly is the author of Severe(d): A Creepy Poetry Collection.
If They Send These 30 Mixed Signals, They Aren’t Worth Your Time
When they ignore all of your texts, but like every single selfie you post on Instagram.
I Accidentally Downloaded A Sadistic App That Turned My Life Into A Living Hell
I checked Twitter. The top hashtag was something about unexplained deaths. There were links to obscure websites detailing the different murders, mostly blogs with fonts that were a little too bright and mice that spouted glitter as you moved down the page.
50 Adorable Goodnight Texts To Make Your Boyfriend Smile
Goodnight texts will remind your partner how much you care. You can wish your partner sweet dreams and help them feel like they have something to look forward to tomorrow.
Read This If You Feel Like You’re Wasting Your Entire Summer
When you see photos of your friends vacationing in Italy and kissing their boyfriends in front of Cinderella’s Castle, it’s easy to feel like you’ve been wasting your entire summer.
The 26 Best Dates To Go On If Your Boyfriend Is Your Best Friend
Ride the ferry, even if you don’t have a specific place to go. Once you reach your destination, you can ride it right back.
38 People Reveal Their Traumatic Childhood Experiences That Messed Them Up For Life
“When I was 8, my dad tried to kill me, my mom and sister. A month later, my dad would go on to commit suicide.”
30 Disney Employees Spill The Strangest Thing They’ve Ever Seen Inside The Park
“I think Pluto either broke her arm or her leg. I can’t remember. The family was arrested.”
Why You’re Still Stuck On Someone You Shouldn’t Be Thinking About, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Cancer: You’ve spent so much time on them. You don’t want everything that happened between the two of you to be a waste.
16 Sensual Ways To Wake Her Up With An Orgasm
Find her vibrator (one with a low volume) and place it against her nipples. Then her thighs. Then her clit. Pretty soon, she should stop snoring and start moaning.
50 Pillow Talk Questions For Late Nights And Early Mornings With Your Love
If we were on a TV show, do you think the viewers would ship us?
40 Flirtatious Ways To Ask Him For His Phone Number (And Actually Get It)
I was going to send you nudes last night, but then I realized I didn’t have your number.
I Was Forced Into A Freakish Surgery That Extracted My Brain From My Body And Uploaded It Into A Machine
Once you were selected, your brain matter would be drained from your skull, and the empty shell of your body would be burned, the ashes repurposed as diamonds. But your mind would live on in the computer—at least until you turned 90 and they deleted you to make room for more data—so they didn’t consider it murder.
Why You’re Still Single, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Libra: The men you’re interested in never have any idea that you like them. You just haven’t made your feelings obvious enough.
50 Cutesy Lines You Can Use To Ask Your Crush Out On A Date (That They’ll Definitely Say Yes To)
I can read your mind, and yes, I’ll go out with you.
20 Über Romantic Tips For Giving Her The Fairy Tale Kiss She’s Been Craving
Outline her lips with your fingers. Caress her cheeks with your palm.
50 Extremely Flirty Texts To Kickstart The Conversation With Your Crush
Did you smile when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now?
28 People Reveal The Most Disturbing Family Traditions They’ve Ever Witnessed Firsthand
“She had mandatory cuddle time with each of the kids. They would lay on the couch, and she would spoon them, in the quiet, for about 30 minutes each.”
29 People Describe The Terrifying Dreams They’ve Had That’ll Make It Hard For You To Fall Asleep Tonight
“Standing in my living room, looking out the window, and I see a nuclear bomb go off near the horizon.”