Holly Riordan
Holly is the author of Severe(d): A Creepy Poetry Collection.
If You Want To Find Your Forever Person, You Can Never Do These 16 Things Again
You shouldn’t text for months before meeting face-to-face. He might be perfect over the phone, but there might not be any chemistry in person. Save yourself some trouble by hanging out with him ASAP.
I Switched Contact Brands And Now I’m Going To End Up Blind (Or Dead)
If we would’ve had proper cell phone service, I would’ve gotten the optometrist’s warning calls. I would’ve ripped the contacts from my eyes.
Date The Girl That Stays Up All Night To Text You
Date the girl that claims she isn’t tired at all, even though she’s yawning with her eyes half-closed, because she wants to keep the conversation going.
15 Things People Don’t Realize You’re Doing Because You’re Heartbroken
Turning down invites out with your non-single friends. You’re just not in the mood to listen to them talk about their boyfriends. Even if they’re complaining about how horrible those boyfriends are, you don’t want to hear it.
A Good Boyfriend Will Do These 38 Things Without Being Asked
Make you dinner (or at least pick up Chinese) when he knows you’re not in the mood to cook.
30 People Reveal The Blood-Curdling Documentary That Completely Ruined Their Sleep
“It was about this guy and his wife that would kidnap girls and torture them for three days in the toy box. “
25 People On The Messed Up Internet Thread That Made Them Sick To Their Stomachs
“Some guy buried a corpse of someone he killed. He told the people of 4chan that whoever guesses their post number would get the coordinates to the body.”
20 Personality Traits That Mean He’s More Inclined To Cheat Than Other Men
He’s insanely jealous. If he has the urge to cheat, then he’ll think you have the same urge. That’s why he’ll get paranoid whenever you look at another guy.
He’s Not Your Forever Person Unless He Actually Puts Effort Into These 12 Things
He should make an effort to plan dates. He shouldn’t expect you to come up with ideas every weekend. Once in a while, he should take you to a new restaurant or shop that he thinks you’re going to love.
The Real Reason Why He Hasn’t Been Texting You
The reason he’s been radio silent isn’t because he’s been busy. It isn’t because he needs to focus on his work. It isn’t because he’s a bad texter.
What It’s Like To Love A Girl That Gets Bored Easily
If someone like me, someone who gets bored easily, ends up in a serious relationship with you–one that lasts more than six months–it means I really like you.
I’ve Been Getting Some Serious Threats Over My IPhone And I’m Officially Spooked
When I tried to call them back, it didn’t ring once. The voicemail automatically picked up. A girl that couldn’t have been much older than seven said, “Stephanie,“ the vowels long and sing-song. I flinched at my name, but continued listening.
Never Do These 13 Things For A Man (Even If You’re Madly In Love With Him)
Change your hair. If he has a thing for blondes, but you’re a brunette and like it that way, don’t pick up a box of hair dye. Don’t grow out your hair for him if you like it short, either.
If He Does These 35 Things Over Text, He Doesn’t Actually Want To Date You
The conversation never lasts for more than four or five texts.
He’s Not Your Forever Person If He Does These 40 Unacceptable Things When He’s Upset
Refuses to open up to you and tell you why he’s feeling the way that he feels.
26 People On The Dark, Disturbing Songs That Make Them Shudder
“I can’t listen to Kim. It makes me feel physically uncomfortable to hear the words to that song.”
18 Major Kissing Mistakes That’ll Make You Look Like An Amateur
Biting. If anyone has ever told you to “bite” a man’s lip, they didn’t actually mean “bite.” They meant lightly nibble and tug. Don’t bite him.
The Next Time You Get Déjà Vu, Don’t Try To Figure Out Why
I felt a hand yank on my hair. Felt my head smash against the tub and get dipped into the water.