Derek Marshall

How many ‘issues’ she has with her ‘friends.’ Girls who have problems with everybody in their lives are usually the problem themselves.

6. “I don’t talk to her anymore!”

They might not be for everyone, but the somewhat-string-attached relationship can really be a boon to one’s everyday existence, if done in a responsible and mature manner

4. He Communicates. Everything.

7. Someone with a better sense of humor than us.

Louie’s best known for his standup and critically acclaimed television show, but arguably the best merger of his philosophical talents happens in the late-night guest chair.

2. Don’t Make Decisions Based On Sympathy

4. Asking Them About Their Day, Every Day