Derek Marshall

How many ‘issues’ she has with her ‘friends.’ Girls who have problems with everybody in their lives are usually the problem themselves.

6. “I don’t talk to her anymore!”

They might not be for everyone, but the somewhat-string-attached relationship can really be a boon to one’s everyday existence, if done in a responsible and mature manner

4. He Communicates. Everything.

7. Someone with a better sense of humor than us.

Louie’s best known for his standup and critically acclaimed television show, but arguably the best merger of his philosophical talents happens in the late-night guest chair.

2. Don’t Make Decisions Based On Sympathy

4. Asking Them About Their Day, Every Day

2. Do you talk about the future in a way that is at once comfortable, yet also not forcefully aggressive?

Your nice, daily reminder that love isn’t dead after all.

“Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.”

Stupid email addresses. Seriously people…

“It’s okay, I’m a MILF, I can do whatever I want.”

No high fives or fist bumps in middle school. “Safety reasons and makes people feel left out”

Cue comedic slow turn around…

Yo 148, 3-to-the-3-to-the-6-to-the-9. Representin’ the ABQ. What up, biatch? Leave it at the tone!

“You can love someone so much…But you can never love people as much as you can miss them.”

25. Silences are no longer comfortable.