You will realize this is who you are.
Whenever someone winks at me in a social situation, my first reaction is not ;-) or :-* but instead: “what do they want from me?”
I just can’t handle this kind of pressure. I think I have to swipe left.
You love someone all tacit and silent, without replies and responses, with nothing at all.
“29. The thought of moving.”
It’s the nutritional equivalent of the person you can make rude jokes with and bring home to your parents.
With Valentine’s in full swing, the ‘date ideas’ posts are frolicking and plaguing your newsfeed like never before.
We hear that love is patient and love is kind, and we repeat it in our heads until we believe it to be the pinnacle of possibility, the only way that ‘real’ love can be at its best.
’15 Bonnie & Clyde
Not drinking alcohol: Admirable? Yes. Low key rude and judge-y to gloat about at the office after you’ve only been alcohol-free for less than 100 hours? Hard yes.