Crissy Milazzo

“Who cares if I’m pretty if I fail my finals?!”

LOL. Us?! Together?! That would be hilaaaaarious! Wow. Is it maybe funny because it’s so true? JK JK JK.

We were having sex and she looked me right in the eyes and said “I want to have your babies.”

Sleep hygiene becomes an actual thing instead of a weird myth you read about once.

And for the love of God, please stop trying to spell the alphabet onto my vagina.

Always being the one to initiate plans but never really caring what the destination is, so everyone ends up yelling at you to “just pick!”

We’ve all done things that fall under the “what happens in that place stays in that place” umbrella. However, that umbrella does not cover the small part that falls outside of it, which is to tell your best friends about it.

Damn, this whole pregnancy thing is going to hurt like a bitch. You push gently against your abdomen. Is that an organ you feel, or a fetus? You know that there is no scientific way you’d be able to feel the pregnancy at this point, but you decide that you can anyway.