Crissy Milazzo
Crissy is a writer living and lol’ing in Los Angeles. She’s on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, for better or worse.
21 Grandma Things Girls Secretly Want To Do All The Time
“Wear a blanket constantly.”
11 Differences Between Drinking In Your Early 20s Vs. Drinking In Your Late 20s
Early 20s: SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHA SHA SHA SHOT SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODDDDDDY SH—
Late 20s: ….Shots?
21 Thoughts You Have Daily If You’re A Functional Hot Mess
“Where are my keys?”
17 Honest Lessons On Self-Respect Every Teenage Girl Should Know
People will judge you for everything you do.
13 Signs You Have A Stoner Personality (Even If You Don’t Smoke Weed)
People refer to you as being “chill”
19 Signs You Have Absolutely No Chill
1. You’re constantly being told to chill.
9 Reasons Everyone Should Date A Jersey Girl
I will always be proud to be from New Jersey.
10 Bullsh*t Excuse Emails Everyone Sends The Week Before Finals
Did your Aunt *really* die this semester?