Chrissy Stockton

“Sitting on my front porch swing was an older woman, probably in her 50’s wearing nothing but a night gown, covered in blood and holding a huge kitchen knife.”

Holly estimates that “the majority” of playmates have had sex with Hef.

There was a group of five guys who went out in their small whaling boat in Hawaii to fish in 1979. There was a storm, and they never came back. Ten years later, their boat was found on the shore of a small island in the Marshall Islands with a shallow grave that someone made.

The harder you slam a ball into the ground, the higher it bounces back up.

Make it a habit to touch your partner.

I’ve tried yoga and meditation and reading Deepak Chopra. I did breathing exercises and went to therapy and took pills, but this is what actually helped.

“It was the most amazing time and the fact that we were also allowed to rent the entire house out for our close friends and family to stay at made it all that much better.”

Oh, and Chris proposed to Whitney.

Yes, we are sensitive to our moods and the moods of those around us but only because we feel all our ~*~emotions~*~ so deeply. And that is the very opposite of weakness.

“Remember, the more I ignore you, the more I love you.”

“My story is amazing. It’s tragic and it’s inspiring. And it’s beautiful.”

The feeling of saying goodbye is one of the most important emotions in the world because if you don’t do it right, whatever (or whomever) you are trying to say goodbye to is going to linger. You have to do the thing properly.

I am of the opinion that the way to get out of feeling stuck in life is to turn all the lights off in your home, light a vanilla candle or two, and absolutely murder the same emo song by playing it over and over and over (and over).

A personality identical to someone on hallucinogens does not wife-material make.

The lights in the sky have always meant home. The North. Miles of flat road and high beams and no one else around.

“I guess between hearing the first chamber clear and my wife yelling that she was armed and dangerous they got scared and ran.”

I looked down and saw the lower half of a human jaw.

The phenomena of seemingly nice men erupting with anger when you don’t go along with their advances is very real and scary.