25. g1344304

What’s E.T. short for?
He’s got little legs.

26. crocoperson

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

27. psufan5

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
“I don’t know, what?”
A pilot you racist.

28. FeralMuse

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
Also, did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

29. Trumpstah

Job interview:
“What’s your greatest weakness?”
“Honesty.”
“I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
“I don’t give a fuck what you think.”

30. nataliejeanie

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.