31. MarlboroMundo

Doc told me that my IQ test results came back negative.

32. betteporter

“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”

33. Dawn_of_the_bread

Someone threw cheese at me. Real mature!

34. idleWizard

Do you know what is the difference between shower curtain and the toilet paper? No? So you’re the one!

35. TonyX816

Q: Opposite of Christopher Reeve?
A:Christopher Walken.

36. freedom4me

A guy wearing only saran wrap underwear walks into a psychiatrists office. The doctor takes one look at him and says, “Well, I can clearly see your nuts.”