60 People Share The Shortest, Funniest Joke They Know

49. CharlieMay

Guy: If you woke up in the woods and found you have been anally raped all night long, would you tell somebody?
Girl: Oh my god, No!
Guy: Wanna go camping?

50. sittingaround

Two atoms are walking down the street, one says to the other “I think I just lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m positive.”

51. pitchinnate

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, not yelling and screaming like everyone else in his car.

52. BigRme

How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

53. sittingaround

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

54. idsc93

What kind of bees make milk? Boobies

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