19. ForSakeOfArgument

It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.
I hate myself.

20. I_FUCKED_GRANDMA

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

21. 3SP

There are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “do you know how to drive this thing?”

22. jcsulser

Why cant Hellen Keller drive a car?
Because she’s dead.

23. lolalodge

What did the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

24. rev0lut10n

I’ve just written a song about tortillas. Actually, it’s more of a rap.