55. BizCaus

Dyslexics are teople poo.

56. vdaddyslav

What do Michael Jackson and black caviar have in common?
They both come on little crackers.

57. ybcuz

Two cows are grazing in the field
One turns to the other and asks, “So what do you think about this mad cow disease?”
And the other responds, “What do I care, I’m a helicopter!”

58. kballs

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightblulb?
LET’S GO RIDE BIKES!!!

59. Sir0bin

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

60. zrajpari

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died last week? He pasta way.