43. Pureeee

What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.

44. thornae

The French have just one egg for breakfast, because that’s un oeuf.

45. foxsable

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two but it’s kind of cramped.

46. lawyerman13

What is the cheapest kind of meat? Deer Balls. You get them under a buck.

47. fafinal

Make the little things count, teach midgets math.

48. destroythepoon

For Halloween in West Virginia they pump kin.