Charlie Elliot
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Charlie Elliot
13 People Reveal The Most INSANE Thing Their Ex Has Ever Done
The next morning I left my apartment to get coffee and there was a giant human turd on my porch with a note that said, “you shit on my heart so I shit on your porch. Fuck you.”
13 Reasons Women Don’t Date Nice Guys
The only guy who would label himself a nice guy is one who is reflecting on an excuse about why he doesn’t get the things he wants.
19 Foreigners On The One Thing About Americans They Just Don’t Get
“If you say you’re from Italy they go ‘Oh, I love pasta!’ What does that have to do with anything? Just because I’m from Italy doesn’t actually mean I’m sitting around eating pasta all day.”
16 Things That Happen When Your Best Friend Lives In A Different Time Zone
You are constantly counting on your fingers to figure out what time it is for them and what they’re doing.
17 People Confess The Most Sexually Degrading Thing They’ve Ever Done (That They Totally Loved)
When we would have sex she would tell me what a piece of shit I was and how I was lucky to be having sex with someone as prominent as her.
12 Problems Only Pisces Girls Understand
8. We disappear on people sometimes. It sucks but that’s what happens when we feel like we need to recharge for awhile. Often after we’ve been particularly hurt or are feeling exhausted from a situation we need time to just be on our own, make sense of what happened, and take care of ourselves in our own way.
11 Things Guys Can Do To Make A Girl Fall Instantly
He said that he really liked me, and wanted to save something for later, not have all of me at once.
11 Men Reveal The Creepiest Woman They’ve Ever Encountered
She waited for me outside in her car, took a picture of me when I left the restaurant over an hour later, and quickly drove off.