Anonymous

The myth that ‘guy BFF’s have less drama in a friendship’. That’s not true. Guys can get mood swings and jealous and hormonal. They can backbite about with the guys and can ditch you in heartbeat if they wanted too. But the point is, if your friendship is strong enough you’ll be able to withstand all the drama.

My father was not nor is he now, a monster. He was however, with me, extremely cold and emotionally unavailable.

Months into dating the “normal” way, you might start to get comfortable and put less effort into how you dress or behave, but a sugar baby can never slack off.

Sometimes you’re in a situation where you need to steal something.

“They say a good love is one that sits you down, gives you a drink of water, and pats you on top of the head. But I say a good love is one that casts you into the wind, sets you ablaze, makes you burn through the skies and ignite the night like a phoenix.”

I typed up the entire story because I seriously need to share this.

“If we failed the notoriously grueling marriage interview, I would be deported and my fake husband would be imprisoned for at least two years.”

These are the many things I’ve learned while being the oldest of seven.

I’m starting to get desperate.

Thoughts from a woman who has slept with 20+ Navy SEALs.

Our Daddy is our real-life Hercules.

We had it all figured out. We had a plan. We were going to get a dog.

First and most importantly, do not shove our heads into your groin.

Guys, sorry, but one of us has to put an end all these articles assuming on why we are incapable of having a committed relationship. I have done my fair research and have stumbled across endless reasons on why us guys won’t take it to the next level with girls. Most of these write-ups have been done by the female gender, and most of them have some good points, but in this letter I will let all you ladies in on what really goes on in our brains.

The silent treatment has been around since the creation of time, and for good reason. No, you should not answer that creepy 2am “I miss you babe text.” I’m awake during the day too asshole.

You’re the adult here — you’ve been so for awhile. You’ve come to terms with the fact that it’s you who will be tucking your dad in at night, and not the other way around.

It felt like someone had pulled my heart up through my throat and smashed it right in front of me.

What you didn’t know was that he was texting me the entire time. He was telling me how much he missed me and still loved me — how he knew that he and I were meant to be.