15 Vegetable Puns That Will Make You LOL
Why did the tomato blush? Because it could see the salad dressing!
Why did the tomato blush? Because it could see the salad dressing!
What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? Autotuna.
If you’re trying to come up with baby names, then you might want to choose a name that’s popular in Japan. Here are a few popular Japanese names for girls:
What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows? What a miss-steak.
What did the squid say when it was asked out on a date? I’ll ink about it.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
In any relationship with a narcissist, you become part of a cult-like group, because narcissists usually have many other “admirers” awaiting to serve them at their beck and call – whether they be ex-lovers, colleagues, crushes, family members, “just friends” or your eventual replacement.
What is there to gain from heartbreak?
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test? They prefer to wing it.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A Budweiser in each hand!
What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it.